JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Jinglin' Johnny has shirts, kids, and they're the perfect gift for baby J.C.'s b-day. 

For T-shirts and stickers.  http://www.redbubble.com/people/joltinjohnny

For T-shirts, stickers, totes, coffee cups and all manner of crap.  http://www.cafepress.com/JOLTINJOHNNYLUCAS

 

Go get some.  It ain't Christmas without crap you don't really need!

KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY

Howdy-do Junior Jolters!  It's only November, but the Christmas funk is already upon us.  But don't go soilin' you union suit, your Uncle Jolty has some relief.

You see, your dear Aunt Jolty is nutty for knitting, and she's selling her wares on her very own ETSY site.    She has two styles of hats in her shop and they're the cat's pajamas.  If you don't believe me, check 'em out.  Hell, check em out even if you do. 

If you're as much of a manly man as your old Uncle J, you have no idea what to buy the woman in your life.  If diamonds are out of your price range, and trying to guess her dress size turns your hair white from fright, try a knitted cap.  It takes little to no thought and it'll make you seem like you care.  No foolin'. 

http://www.etsy.com/shop/mindymarie

Kids of the the female persuasion will love 'em, too. 

GET'CHER RED HOT JOLTIN JOHNNY T-SHIRTS;...

Piping hot and fresh off the griddle!

Your prayers have been answered, my angelic little doodle-bugs.  Your Uncle Jolty has set up shop with an online producer of shwag.  The first image to be emblazoned on a t-shirt/sticker/fighter plane is ROXY WEST; QUEEN OF DINOSAUR ISLAND. 

 How could you possibly live without it?!

Don't fret, Junior Jolters, if half nekkid cow trollops ain't your bag, there will be more images added in the future.  Until then, see a head shrinker, because you're, quite obviously, crazy as a shit-house rat.

Here's the link.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/joltinjohnny
 
Now, go throw down some coin.

NEW JOLTIN JOHNNY ON AMAZON

Hey there young jolters.  Prepare to be shilled to.

That's right.  As much as it pains me to panhandle, Joltin' Johnny's got bills.   One way to keep the wolves at bay is to move that product.  If you'll scan yer peepers down to the right, you'll see an Amazon link titled My Comics on Amazon.  If you must throw down yer hard earned on funny books- and I know you must- use that link.  You see, my starry eyed lovelies, if you purchase any of yer Uncle Jolty's ink-stained stylings, using that link,  Amazon throws a few pennies in my well traveled hobo hat.

Take a little looky loo.  It's the right thing to do.

PS.  According to Amazon, the link isn't designed to work with Chrome or Safari.  I never said the plan was perfect.

CONAN ROAD OF KINGS

Grab your scabbards Junior Jolters!  Conan is coming and he's slathered in ink slung by your Uncle Jolty.  Here's the latest press release- complete with sample pages.  Read it or get konked in the beezer!

http://www.icv2.com/articles/news/18580.html