I don’t know any of the facts, but I can say with absolute certainty reading comics produced by yours truly led to the break-up of said boy band.
I am even more certain the intellectual/philosophical awakening that followed the reading of the afore-mentioned JOLTIN’ JOHNNY GEMS led to the above B.S. boy’s decision to forgo the reunion tour perpetrated upon the innocent and undeserving public just these past years.
So, the question is, should you all crash down upon your local comic shop, like a cash bearing wave, for the purpose of buying multiple copies of JOLTIN’ JOHNNY MASTERWORKS, to send to the Jessica Simpsons and the John Mayers of the world? Should we stop there, or should you buy copies for the Sandra Bullocks and the Tom Cruises- the Oprah Winfreys and the Jay Lenos? Might we bring about a harmonic convergence that would certainly sweep away the dreck that poisons our airwaves and our minds?
Need you even ask?
If only George W Bush could read, we might have entered into a golden age. Does anyone know the mailing address of Sarah Palin? Mitt Romney? There is still hope for us all!
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